“SHOULD I KEEP DOING FAVORS FOR HIM?”

“SHOULD I KEEP DOING FAVORS FOR HIM?”

Therapy Gecko · 2025-01-19

A caller explores her relationship with her baby daddy, a therapist to-be questions if he’s cut out for the gig, a caller tries to win a Grammy, and I yell at a return caller.

Throw me the remote. I am a gecko.

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Therapy Gecko

An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays but lately a lot of other times too. I am a gecko.

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Episodes

THE EXISTENTIAL DREAD EPISODE

THE EXISTENTIAL DREAD EPISODE

2025-02-19

A caller experiences an episode of existential dread after taking some time off work, and shares their perspective on romance, figuring shit out, and just being alive in 2025. He called at a time that I was also experiencing existential dread so we got pretty into it. He was a good guy. 

The bread has gone bad. I am a gecko. 

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“I WAS ON A JAPANESE TV SHOW WITH MY DENTIST’S COUSIN”

“I WAS ON A JAPANESE TV SHOW WITH MY DENTIST’S COUSIN”

2025-02-16

After talking abstractly about life for a bit, a caller explains how he wound up on a Japanese TV show with his dentist’s cousin.

Later a caller tries to start a legal weed business instead of following his family biz and a final caller believes death can be cured. 

Look around. Just look around. I am a gecko.

Link to caller’s TV show article: https://www.tv-tokyo.co.jp/youhananishini/article/?id=015726

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GECKMAIL: CHICKEN DREAD

GECKMAIL: CHICKEN DREAD

2025-02-12

Email topics include the murder of 1.2 trillion animals per year, a fictional crush making someone a better person, and a bunch of other things. I drank a lot of coffee before I recorded this. I am sorry. I am a gecko. Go look under that rock.

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“MY PARENTS MARRIED ME OFF”

“MY PARENTS MARRIED ME OFF”

2025-02-09

A caller tells her life story of growing up with a dysfunctional family in the Appalachian area. We get into a lot of wild stuff in this one. 

Ok. I am a gecko.

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“MY LIFE IS LIKE THE LION KING”

“MY LIFE IS LIKE THE LION KING”

2025-02-05

A caller tells his story of being flown to Indonesia at age 19 to become the CEO of his family business after his father died. 

Later a caller and I talk about life and a final caller’s engagement breaks off.

You will never beat my high score. I am a gecko.

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“I TAKE THE BUS 3 HOURS TO DAVE AND BUSTERS”

“I TAKE THE BUS 3 HOURS TO DAVE AND BUSTERS”

2025-02-02

A caller talks about what went wrong while he was working hard to take care of his girlfriend and roommate. 

Afterwards a caller sort of knows The Beatles and a final caller longs for farm life. 

You cannot have a piece of gum. I am a gecko

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GECKMAIL:  “A GUY ON XBOX LIVE STOLE MY GF”

GECKMAIL:  “A GUY ON XBOX LIVE STOLE MY GF”

2025-01-29

Hello I am reading viewer mail. Email topics include whether or not porn is cheating, trying to be less annoying, pig jizz, getting ur gf stolen by a guy from Xbox live, and a bunch of other stuff. I am a gecko. I think I left the window open.

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THE TIC TAC HORROR STORY

THE TIC TAC HORROR STORY

2025-01-26

A caller discusses a sexual experience they had involving Tic Tacs. 

Then a caller adjusts to sober life, I help a caller meet her boyfriend, and a final caller does surgery over Zoom.

I’m walking out of this movie. I am a gecko.

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“WILL I UPSET THE GOVERNMENT WITH MY JEWELRY?”

“WILL I UPSET THE GOVERNMENT WITH MY JEWELRY?”

2025-01-22

A caller worries his jewelry business will mess with his government benefits, a caller is cock blocked by her mom, a caller navigates his one-sided relationship with his father, and a final caller buys a $400 chair.

The sink is making that noise again. I am a gecko.

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“SHOULD I KEEP DOING FAVORS FOR HIM?”

“SHOULD I KEEP DOING FAVORS FOR HIM?”

2025-01-19

A caller explores her relationship with her baby daddy, a therapist to-be questions if he’s cut out for the gig, a caller tries to win a Grammy, and I yell at a return caller.

Throw me the remote. I am a gecko.

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“I MIGHT HAVE TELEKINESIS”

“I MIGHT HAVE TELEKINESIS”

2025-01-15

A caller believes they may have super powers, and we discuss the pros and cons of their telekinetic awakening. 

Afterwards a caller tries to come to terms with being wronged, and a final caller ponders their dreams. 

Please take your shoes off. I am a gecko.

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GECKMAIL: “I TURNED MY FRIEND INTO A FROG”

GECKMAIL: “I TURNED MY FRIEND INTO A FROG”

2025-01-12

Email topics include party injuries, drug fueled hallucinations, hot tub romances, unhinged funeral ideas, having a crush on your aunt, and other things. I am a gecko. I love kitkats.

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“I FOUND LOVE ON CHATROULETTE”

“I FOUND LOVE ON CHATROULETTE”

2025-01-08

A caller reflects on moving to Denmark to be with a lover they met online, and how things went a lot differently than planned. 

Later a caller tells me something he shouldn’t have involving Taco Bell, a caller wonders if they broke someone’s heart, and a Brit explains why she’s nervous to visit America. 

We are waiting. I am a gecko. 

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GECKMAIL 2.0: “I AM A HEDONIST”

GECKMAIL 2.0: “I AM A HEDONIST”

2025-01-05

Hello. In this episode of geck mail I read viewer mail and also take phone calls about the viewer mail. It is a beautiful combination. Except for the first guy who I hung up on because he didn’t follow the instructions. But it’s okay. He will be fine and so will I and so will you. 

Email topics involve pet birds, being tricked by Facebook, hedonistic lifestyles, horrors of sorority life, and more. I am a gecko. May Christ save us all.

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“I’M GETTING A CAMERA IN MY D*CK”

“I’M GETTING A CAMERA IN MY D*CK”

2025-01-01

Call topics include having a camera put up your pee hole, smoking weed every day, bizarre things seen whilst delivering packages, and more.

This place has a weird vibe. I am a gecko.

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GECKMAIL: “THERE IS A 40 YEAR AGE GAP”

GECKMAIL: “THERE IS A 40 YEAR AGE GAP”

2024-12-29

I am reading viewer mail and ranting once more. Email topics include a talking hand, having your parents wipe your ass, having sex with old men, dense grocery runs, and more. You will be quizzed on all of this. I am a gecko. Hail Satan.

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“A LIFE CHANGING BUS RIDE”

“A LIFE CHANGING BUS RIDE”

2024-12-25

A caller tells me how spontaneously moving across country one night led to their wild life over the last decade, and a final caller tries to embark on an adventure of their own. 

Can I borrow a pencil? I am a gecko.

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“I ENGAGE IN ARMORED COMBAT”

“I ENGAGE IN ARMORED COMBAT”

2024-12-22

A professional blacksmith who engages in armored combat, a monster truck driver, and welder all talk about their respective lines of work. 

This crane game is mocking me. I am a gecko.

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GECKMAIL: POLYAMOROUS BIRDS

GECKMAIL: POLYAMOROUS BIRDS

2024-12-18

I am reading viewer mail and ranting. Again. Emails include themes of pranks, morality, polyamory relationships, building amusement park rides, killing a pigeon, self-worth, societal pressures, cake frosting snack hacks, and a bunch of other things that I hope you enjoy hearing about but I won’t be too upset if you do not. I am a gecko. Hail Satan. 

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“I AM EXPERIMENTING WITH DMT”

“I AM EXPERIMENTING WITH DMT”

2024-12-15

A caller catches me up on his experience doing DMT several days in a row this week.

Later a caller reconsiders monetizing their passions, I hate Starbucks, a caller hunts for a new gig, and a final caller ponders what to do next in their life. 

No pulp. I am a gecko.

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