What's for dinner? - ILYIKY 15

Happy Valentine's Day! In this ep we talk about what we would do on our perfect Valentine's Day and how it would end in MURDER! Thanks for listening. If you want to watch video versions of ILYIKY I started uploading them on http://youtube.com/c/gabrielomassi Thank you!

Doesn't it get you angry when your partner can't make up their mind what they'd like for dinner. Does it make you so angry that you want to murder them? Well, come on in, grab a seat and enjoy this meal! Try not to choke on the bones! Tell your friends!
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SORRY! It's been a hot minute since the last episode. We know there are plenty of young boys and girls who wanna hear their favorite Aunt and Uncle murder each other while drinking a glass of chardonnay. This episode we talk about shower murder. We cover an actual murder that took place in the shower and movies that feature murders that were in showers. Please enjoy!!! Subscribe!Follow Gabriel Omassi on youtube! http://youtube.com/c/gabrielomassi

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King of the Hill is the topic of this episode! What is more spookier than Hank Hill coming to murder you? We talk a lot about how Claire is annoyed at how much I watch and quote King of the Hill and comes up with ways she'd kill me based on the series. Please enjoy! Also Subscribe to us on youtube!

Sorry, Sorry, Sorry! We were so busy we couldn't record any eps. We promise that will never happen again! Please enjoy this episode about how I stink at cooking so much it could murder a person!!!
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We talk about how I am obsessed with my pet bird. He's a cute little guy and I have a great time with him. Claire is very jealous of this bird because she has to spend all her time alone in her room working. We talk about ways we can use this little parrot as device FOR MURDER!!! Hope you enjoy this episode. This True Crime podcast meets Relationship Advice. Never been done before! Send us an email! And follow us on Youtube! Bye bye!!

OMG WE MADE IT TO 10 EPISODES. We know this one is late. We promise to be on time from now on. This episode is about how Claire and I are trapped in the same apartment 24 hours a day due to our city-wide Covid lockdown. At a certain point of every day she yells I'm hungry!!! And it's been going on for weeks. I start to believe she is torturing me slolwy with her own voice. Like something you would experience in Guantanamo Bay. Thanks for listening. Look us up on youtube and send us emails!

One thing that really bugs Claire is how I never put my toothbrush away after using it. I'm not sure how one would murder with a toothbrush. Perhaps we should asked someone in Prison. They are toothbrush murder EXPERTS! You can fashion one into a knife and really have some fun. Wow! What a podcast, probably our best one yet. Maybe. Please follow us on Youtube! And subscribe to the podcast! Rate, Review, all that stuff! Tell your friends!!

Everyone likes IKEA. Some people love IKEA. And some people are obsessed with IKEA... Claire is obsessed. Going to IKEA is her favorite outing. If it were up to her, every weekend would be spent going to IKEA and picking out a new set of decorative pillows. I think IKEA would be a great place for a horror movie. Where she is chased by evil IKEA murderers. It's a fun drunken episode! Subscribe to our youtube Channel and send us an Email! We want to read them on the podcast!!!

So, while Claire was away in Jolly Old England. I had a lot of time all by myself. What I decided to do was to eat everything that was in the fridge and everything that was at the grocery store. The result is me gaining over 15 pounds in less than a month. Now I have decided to count my calories and lose the weight. Claire is annoyed by how disciplined I am and wishes to kill me. Please follow us on youtube! Click the link to our page!
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SORRY SORRY SORRY! WE missed a week. We had some quarantine issues we had to deal with. But we are back baby!!! This episode we talk about a Lizzo song that is stuck in Claire's head. She sings it over and over and I want to commit a murder/suicide. Good thing this is exactly what this show is about. Finding stuff that really annoy you about your partner and talking about how we would kill them with that thing... Music is a hard one. Subliminal messages? Look us up on Youtube! and Subscribe!!!

How many houseplants is too many houseplants? Is 11 too many? YES! Yes is the answer. Questions come up like can a plant be poisonous to kill my significant other? Can I put them in a large Venus Flytrap? Will the plant snitch on me? Why are you obsessed with a certain type of houseplant? Please subsribe to our feed for more episodes! And look us up on youtube!!

Don't you hate it when your dumb boyfriend leaves their stinking socks lying around the house? Well I'm that dumb boyfriend! How would you kill someone with those stinking socks? Gag them? Strangle them? Light one on fire? Would you start a murderous sock puppet show? Wow!
If you have things that bother you about your spouse let us know! Email us at iloveyouikillyoupodcast@gmail.com
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Do you think you can kill someone with a pillow? What if this pillow is a really annoying unnecessary decorative pillow that no one can use anyway? We mostly talk about killing each other but it's out of love. Questions like: Are decorative pillows even pillows if you can't put your head one them? Is it easier to kill someone with that kind annoying of pillow? It's basically a relationship podcast crossed with murder podcast. Look us up on YouTube! We have episodes coming out weekly!

In this episode, killing someone with a fork is the main topic. We mostly talk about killing each other but it's out of love. Questions like: How would you kill your boyfriend? How would you kill someone with a fork? Can a fork kill someone? Can I kill someone with a fork? Can I kill my boyfriend with a fork? You know, all the important questions. It's basically a relationship crossed with murder podcast. Look us up on youtube!
We have episodes coming out weekly! Enjoy!

A Love and Relationship podcast Hosted by a loving couple meets creative ways we would murder each other. Usually with the things that annoy us about each other. Love!!