"Unless They're For Sandwiches"

"Unless They're For Sandwiches"

The Cavalry · 2025-01-05

It's episode 244 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that hotel points should work the same as airline miles where only the person staying there can get the credit. Johnny needs backup that when athletes give away autographed jerseys after games they should use a T-shirt cannon to get them up to the cheap seats instead of giving them to rich kids. Enjoy!

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The Cavalry

Each week comedians Johnny Beehner and Andrew Sleighter rehash situations where they were outnumbered, voted down or dismissed and look to each other for backup.

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Episodes

The Cavalry Live from West Bend!

The Cavalry Live from West Bend!

2025-12-01

It's our first live episode! Enjoy as we try to backup the Wisconsin crowd as they submitted their topics before the show. If you're looking for more traditional Cavalry content, make sure you're subscribed to the Patreon for our extended post-show banter.

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"The Icelandic Penis Museum"

"The Icelandic Penis Museum"

2025-11-24

Johnny needs backup that they should just eliminate the least popular flavors in the variety pack. Andrew needs backup that leaning against the wall when you're doing standup comedy is arrogant and stupid. Enjoy!

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"How Much Do You Weigh?"

"How Much Do You Weigh?"

2025-11-16

Andrew needs backup that asking "What do you do there?" in response to a vacation destination is a dumb question. Johnny needs backup that he would fight mugger before giving them anything.

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"He Coulda Comped Your Curds"

"He Coulda Comped Your Curds"

2025-11-09

Andrew needs backup that DJ's are great and we need more of them! Johnny needs backup that if you order takeout and they forget an item you should be owed a sexual favor. Enjoy!

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"Trust Me, It's Not The Costco Hotdog"

"Trust Me, It's Not The Costco Hotdog"

2025-11-02

Andrew needs backup that there all single-occupancy restrooms should be genderless. Johnny needs backup that no one needs to send voice memos you can just text. Enjoy!

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"You've Never Heard Of Grandparents Day?!?!"

"You've Never Heard Of Grandparents Day?!?!"

2025-10-26

Andrew needs backup that using AI to plan your vacations is stupid. Johnny needs backup that Valentines Day is stupid. Enjoy!

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"Anyway... That Just Put Me In A Bad Mood"

"Anyway... That Just Put Me In A Bad Mood"

2025-10-19

Andrew needs backup on being able to sign a waiver to forgo his medical privacy so he can just get an email from his doctor. Johnny needs backup that he would always rather watch a movie than a show, again.

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"Mustacheland"

"Mustacheland"

2025-10-12

Andrew needs backup that if you're really rich you should just tip everyone for everything all the time. Johnny needs backup that Halloween should always be the last Saturday of October.

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"Zoom Out"

"Zoom Out"

2025-10-05

Andrew needs backup that people who try to give you perspective when you're going through a hard time aren't as helpful as they think they are. Johnny needs backup that sports movies are better than sports themselves. Enjoy!

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"Oh Man That's Gross... I Better Film This"

"Oh Man That's Gross... I Better Film This"

2025-09-29

Andrew needs backup that streamers don't need to tease that they've got old movies they just acquired the rights to "coming soon". Johnny needs backup that it's ok to lock your bedroom door to keep your kids out of your room at night. Enjoy!

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"I'm Wearing Eight Shirts Right Now!"

"I'm Wearing Eight Shirts Right Now!"

2025-09-22

Johnny needs backup that airlines should ask for your height and weight in order to seat the plane equitably. Andrew needs backup that if you ask for a prescription for a Covid vaccine they should just give it to you.

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"Knock Knock... Who's There? Fart!"

"Knock Knock... Who's There? Fart!"

2025-09-15

Johnny needs backup that all memes should only be used with attribution to the original author. Andrew needs backup that taking pride in your generation's accomplishments is dumb. Enjoy!

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"Jesus Does Not Get Psychics"

"Jesus Does Not Get Psychics"

2025-09-08

Andrew needs backup that waiting in a long line for gas isn't worth whatever you're saving. Johnny needs backup that the Got Jesus campaign is a lazy ripoff of Got Milk and any Got whatever campaign should be banned. Enjoy!

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"Sheet Cake Futures"

"Sheet Cake Futures"

2025-09-02

Johnny needs backup that if someone opens the door for you twice in successive fashion that only one thank you is required. Andrew needs backup that stay-at-home mom influencers are by definition not stay-at-home moms. Enjoy!

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"Beehns Knows Best"

"Beehns Knows Best"

2025-08-25

Johnny needs backup on it being socially acceptable to buy a cake for individual consumption. Andrew needs backup that Portland has taken it too far with the pollinator gardens and has created emboldened bees. Enjoy!

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"You Don't Wanna Go Get Laid... Yuck!"

"You Don't Wanna Go Get Laid... Yuck!"

2025-08-18

Johnny needs backup that parents shouldn't force there little kids to wear "funny" T-shirts. Andrew needs backup that if the bathroom requires a code to get in, it should be cleaner than the average public bathroom. Enjoy!

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"I Didn't Look It Up, But I Do Know That I Was Curious"

"I Didn't Look It Up, But I Do Know That I Was Curious"

2025-08-10

Johnny needs backup that the public deserves to know the details in all celebrity deaths. Andrew needs backup because Heidi forgot which date was his birthday and had the audacity to ask him. Subscribe to the Patreon!!!

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"The Thirteen Mile Thirsty Throats"

"The Thirteen Mile Thirsty Throats"

2025-08-04

Johnny needs backup that no one should get to brag about running a half-marathon. Andrew needs backup that if you're going to dedicate a bench to someone on a hike make sure you do it at the top of the the hill. Enjoy!

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"That's A Bad Break For Butthole Surfers"

"That's A Bad Break For Butthole Surfers"

2025-07-27

We discuss a Cavalry power move used in the wild by a loyal listener! Then Andrew needs backup on companies awarding rewards points for basic decency. Johnny needs backup that when women moon someone it's not really a prank. Enjoy!

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"Closed Captioning For Smells"

"Closed Captioning For Smells"

2025-07-21

It's episode 272 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that money does in fact buy happiness. Andrew needs backup that you can't bring McDonalds into the airport lounge. Enjoy!

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